Counting the stairs is how you keep from falling up Air Force One.
"i just took two steps and made it into a jog. leading by example. leading. by. example."
“fly like a G6? Pshh, how bout fly like an AIR FORCE ONE, and I ain’t talkin’ bout no dunks…though I do rock them jenks at breakfast”
"Ahh, I really gotta pee."