Counting the stairs is how you keep from falling up Air Force One.
As always, putting his workout on blast.
Just took a break from jogging to endorse same-sex marriage. Yea, I did that.
It’s too much work to use swipe while jogging. Gotta take it easy on the cell phone, and watch out for snatchers.
“Okay, I’m here. Who’s heckling?”
“Oh darn, I forgot my keys. MICHELLE!?”
Undercover [runnin’] Brotha
Mr. President this is an intervention. We’re thinking your jogging habit is starting to take over your day to day life. We don’t want you to let your presidency pass you by…